SFWA Episode 0 - INTRODUCTION

Once upon a time, Skull Jr. gathered a whole assortment of backyard wrestlers into a huge meeting room. How he has done so will not be explained because of budgetary issues.

Skull Jr.: Gentlemen, I have assembled you all today, to brief you on the next chapter in your backyard careers. This is Super Fun Wrestling Awesomeness. You all are to as of right now act out-of-character, be funny, and show the readers on the internet that I'm a funny writer. Now then, let us begin with Titles. There are three. The Class Clown Championship is what you all shall consider the most important thing you could possibly win.

Karnage: What about the-

Skull: FUCK THAT TITLE THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT! There are two more belts you can attain. The Night Out On The Town Championship is what I will consider a Hardcore Championship. It can only be won out in the city, pretty much anywhere that isn't our designated backyard. You also have to have fun winning it. Now then, our tag belts. The Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Championship. One of the greatest comedy teams, that's why it's dedicated to them. Pretty much your ordinary tag belts. With that out of the way, any questions about the titles?

Rad Hazard: Yes. Why aren't there at least 27 other belts? It just doesn't make sense if there isn't going to be titles representing every single region, state, city, sub-division, and neighborhood.

Skull: See gentlemen? Rad just put on a great performance. That's what acting out-of-character is all about!

Rad: No actually I'm curious as to why-

Skull: ACT OUT-OF-CHARACTER! *facepalm* Well I guess there's no more sense in explaining the fed to you, why don't you all just talk to eachother until Saturday when we hold the first of our weekly flagship shows, "Saturday Night Party".

The Rizz: The Rizz shall out-promo you all.

Liam Doran: ...

Jake Xinn: I'll get on to doing some graphic design!

Zaq Cass: I'm cool.

Shawn Selby: WISCONSIN!

Chongo: Other statement.

Will these wrestlers be able to amaze the readers? Will SFWA be renewed for a second season? Who wants cookies? Find out all this and more on "Saturday Night Party #1"!

I nominate Skull Jr for best writer of the century...has my character down pat haha

ermmmmm i have a problem with my character... i never saw a statment showing that i was sipping a cup of tea... I DEMAND A RE-WRITE!!! lol na kidding nice stuff man *excluding the rizz part it was all true XD

lol i cant wait to see what he dose with mine.... thats going to be epic lol.

Hmm. I'm cool.

If there's no other reason to be first champion, then there ya go

Skull Jr. wrote:

Shawn Selby: WISCONSIN!

lol.

Shawn Jovi wrote:

Skull Jr. wrote:

Shawn Selby: WISCONSIN!

lol.

You're representin'. Yallz.

barely representing lol.

I honestly hate Wisconsin for the most part tbh

Looks good so far...!