SFWA Saturday Night Party #18

We open to Skull Jr. in his office...

Skull Jr.: Welcome to "Saturday Night Party" 18, part two of our double header. The tension is rising as we find out who will have the momentum going into our first supercard to end Season 2, "Blast". I would like to announce a series of "last chance" matches over the next two shows, "Saturday Night Party" 19 and 20, to determine who the champions will be going in to this event. Next week, The Rizz or Chongo will defend the SFWA Class Clown Championship against Adrian Blaquehart to see who will go in as the champion. The week after that, the SFWA Night Out On The Town and Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Titles will be on the line. Thank you.

Narrator: TO THE BASE!

Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is for the SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Championship. Coming to the base first, they are the challengers...Krusifix & Sleazy P!

*The two make their way down*

Ring Announcer: Coming next, they are the SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Champions, the team of Flame & Liam Doran...TEAM EUROPE!

*The champions come down, and the match begins. Team Europe makes easy work of their opponents due mostly to Liam's UK RAGE, and win after a Euro Bomb*

Ring Announcer: Your winners and STILL SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Champions...TEAM EUROPE!

*Liam calms down and the two go back to their pad*

Ring Announcer: Oh, someone is telling me we're gonna immediately start this next match. The maked men have to eliminate all five of their opponents to win. Coming first, the Masked Men!

*The two masked men make their way down, very quiet and intimidating*

Ring Announcer: And coming out, their opponents. Big Will, Rad Hazard, Zaq Cass, Adrian Blaquehart, and Instinct!

*The five men make their way out and charge the base, making the masked men leave*

Zaq Cass: We talked to Skull Jr., and he thought it was a hell of an idea. Now introducing our SIXTH man, the SFWA Night Out On The Town Champion, JOHN DIGGORY!

*John runs down, and the match begins. The starting man for the six is Instinct, who gets eliminated quickly due to some quickly-thought cheating. Zaq jumps in next and fights a pretty tough battle with one of the men. After tagging in his partner, the other Mask prevents Zaq from making the tag. After a clothesline, Zaq is able to tag Rad Hazard who immediately superkicks the Mask. After a pin being broken up, the two masked men attack Rad due to his "portrayal" of them and things get crazy. After things get situated, Rad is eliminated. John comes in next and takes on one of the Masks. Things get crazy again when another pin is broken up, but John manages to keep his opponent and the ref in the base. John performs a Diggory Slam and gets the win*

Ring Announcer: Your winners, Big Will, Rad Hazard, Zaq Cass, Instinct, Adrian Blaquehart, and John Diggory!

*John tries to take the mask off of the man he pinned, but is taken down by the other and the two run away*

Narrator: TO THE EUROS!

Flame: Liam, man...you gotta keep getting angry.

Liam: What?

Flame: Did you see us out there or what? We were unstoppable. And it was all thanks to your UK Rage.

Liam: Heh.

Flame: What makes you the angriest?

Liam: The scariest and most deadly thing I can think of...clowns...

Flame: ...Interesting...

Narrator: TO THE MAIN EVENT!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is for the SFWA Class Clown Championship. Coming to the base first, Chongo!

*Chongo runs down, excited*

Ring Announcer: His opponent, the SFWA Class Clown Champion, The Rizz!

*Rizz comes down and takes a look around*

The Rizz: To quote one Zaq Cass..."Chongo? Seriously?".

Chongo: I'm so sick of that quote! I'm not that bad!

The Rizz: Your record says otherwise. *Rizz picks Chongo up and delivers a chokeslam and immediately does an arm-bar on him. Chongo escapes and the two brawl. After knocking Chongo down, Rizz climbs to the top of the shed and does a senton on him for the victory*

Ring Announcer: Your winner and STILL SFWA Class Clown Champion, The Rizz!

*Rizz leaves with his belt and wipes off his forehead*

Narrator: Slightly better than the last one. See what happens next week on "Saturday Night Party"!