We open to Skull Jr., talking to Zaq Cass and Shawn Selby in his office.
Skull Jr.: Retired?
Zaq: Yeah. That's what we said.
Shawn: Exactly. WISCONSIN! ...Sucks.
Skull: WHAAAAAAAAAAA-
Narrator: Two hours later...
Skull: AAAAAAAAAAT?!
Zaq: Overreaction, much?
Skull: Yes.
Shawn: Also you always got it wrong in the episodes. It's Shawn
Jovi.Skull: What am I supposed to do then?
Zaq: I dunno, maybe give some of the under-promoted guys some time to shine.
Skull: Good idea.
Zaq: Now I gotta get out of here and be awesome somewhere else. *leaves*
Shawn: And I'm late for work at Taco Bell. But Skull, before I leave.
Skull: Yes?
Shawn: *walks up to him angry and points at him menacingly* Don't you EVER get my fuckin' name wrong again! Okay, bye!
*leaves*
Narrator: Let's take it backstage to our interviewer. Since SFWA shut down, she's found work as a news anchor.
Interviewer: *in what looks like a news studio* Hello, everyone and welcome to the SFWA's reunion event. Here I am with Flame and Liam Doran, who will be receiving shots at the Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Titles tonight. Gentlemen, your thoughts?
Liam: Well, it's nice to be here, Inty. Whether we win or lose today, I think the world will have a wonderful time once again seeing Team Europe.
Flame: 'Nuff said. We Europeans are large and in charge.
Interviewer: Funny. I always thought you were from Australia.
Flame: Are you some kind of idio-
Interviewer: I'M NOT ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY.
Liam: ...
Narrator: TO THE BASE!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is the Spotlight Battle Royal! Coming to the ring, Chongo, JLV, Sleazy P, Mike Del, Jay Will, Prototype, Daniel Makabe, and Ryan Brodie!
*All the men enter and the match begins. Order of elimination: Makabe, Jay Will, Prototype, Del, Sleazy P, Brodie, and JLV*
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, Chongo!
Narrator: In Skull Jr.'s office, he receives a phone call from Zaq Cass.
Skull: Hello?
Zaq: That's not what I meant by giving underutilized guys the spotlight.
Skull: Oh.
Narrator: TO THE BASE!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is for the Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Championship! Making their way to the ring first, they are the challengers...TEAM! EUROPE!
*Team Europe makes their entrance*
Ring Announcer: Coming out next, their opponents. They are the Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Champions, Adrian Blaquehart and Instinct!
*Adrian and Instinct make their way down and the match gets underway. After about ten minutes of close action, Instinct is incapacitated. Adrian hits Liam with a shining wizard but Flame gets Adrian with a clothesline. Liam gets up and the two have enough time to hit Adrian with the Euro Bomb for the win*
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and the NEW SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Champions, Team Europe!
*Flame and Liam celebrate their victory heading to the back*
Narrator: To the backstage!
Interviewer: *clearly looking off-camera* That is the biggest set of tits I've ever seen... *sees that she's on the air* Oh! Uh, I'm joined here now by King BW. Will, what do you have to say about your upcoming match against Rad Hazard?
King BW: Well, my great and wonderful fans out there tonight. All I can say about Rad Hazard is that the Vegas boy would stand a better chance at the slots than he would with me. I will personally see to it tonight that he gets absolutely 100% wrecked. As for everyone else, get fucked.
Interviewer: Back to you, ring announcer. ...Seriously, I'm watching, uh, a documentary. Yeah, that's it.
Narrator: TO THE BASE!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall. Making his way to the ring first, he is KING BW!
*Will walks down, singing "Like A Boss" because he's a badass*
Ring Announcer: Coming out next, his opponent. Rad Hazard!
*Rad makes his way down, pounding the ground and shouting "LET'S DO THIS!" as per usual. The match begins with Rad trying to take down the big man's legs. This persists throughout the match, but near the end it costs Rad after an attempted sunset flip. Will's legs give out, making him sit on Rad's chest, pinning him for the victory*
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, King BW!
King BW: Like a boss.
Narrator: TO THE GARAGE!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the SFWA Night Out On The Town Championship! Introducing the challenger, Jake Xinn!
*Jake does his signature pose*
Ring Announcer: And now, his opponent. The Night Out On The Town Champion...John Diggory!
*Diggory holds the belt up high, and the match begins. It starts off being pretty clean, but as time progresses the match becomes more hardcore. Eventually, John hits Jake with a reverse DDT and a Diggory Slam on a chair to win the match*
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL Night Out On The Town Champion...John Diggory!
*John helps Jake up and the two leave*
Narrator: TO THE MAIN EVENT!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is your main event of the event, for the SFWA Class Clown Championship!
*The Rizz and Adrian Blaquehart make their entrances*
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger. He is the record-holder for most wins in the SFWA at 17, The Rizz! And introducing his opponent. He is the SFWA Class Clown Champion, Adrian Blaquehart!
Rizz: The Rizz would just like to state how great it is to get this rematch. For real. It's been a long time coming.
*The match begins. Control goes back-and-forth for about twenty minutes. Both men are exhausted. Adrian knocks Rizz down and climbs a ladder. He goes for the Shooting Star Press but misses. Rizz puts Adrian in a Boston Crab but can't make him submit. Adrian hits Rizz with a gutwrench suplex and then lands the Shooting Star Press on him for the win*
Ring Announcer: Your winner of the match and STILL SFWA Class Clown Champion, Adrian Blaquehart!
*Adrian, having wrestled two matches, is too tired to celebrate the victory. The Rizz helps him to the back as he carries the belt*
Narrator: Hope you enjoyed this special! Though you gotta wonder why the match descriptions got shorter...
Skull: I'm terribly out of practice, OKAY?!
Narrator: Fair enough. Seeya later!
Subject: SFWA: The Reunion Special 
Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:39 pm
