SFWA Saturday Night Party #19

Narrator: We're gonna start off...WITH A MATCH! :O

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall. Coming to the base first, Karnage!

*Karnage walks down, looking kind of hurt*

Ring Announcer: And next, his opponent...Jake Xinn!

*Jake makes his way down and the match begins. Some back-and-forth happens when Jake starts going for the legs, still beat up from when Karnage and Carl Robbin faced off against Team Europe. After applying the figure four, Karnage taps out*

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, Jake Xinn!

Narrator: TO THE SKULL JR.!

Skull Jr.: Hello everyone. Next week's "last chance" title matches shall go like this. Team Europe will defend the Tag Team Titles against Rad Hazard and Sleazy P, and the winner tonight will defend against Psychotic. The Masked Men and the loser of tonight's match respectively will face the winners. In the Tag Champs' case, that is if those guys show up. See you all next week.

Narrator: TO THE BASE!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and is for the SFWA Night Out On The Town Championship! Coming out first, the challenger...ZAQ! CASS!

*Zaq walks down*

Ring Announcer: Coming out next, his opponent. The current, reigning, and defending SFWA Night Out On The Town Champion...John Diggory!

*John runs down and the match starts. However, once again, the masked men interfere and the match is called a no-contest. It looks as if the two men are running out of gas as they escape security just by a hair*

Skull Jr.: *walks out* Okay, okay. Because these guys want to attack the hardcore division so much, they're gonna be added to the four-way match next week for the Night Out On The Town Title, and Zaq Cass is gonna get the shot at "Blast". That is all.

Narrator: Still...in the base...

Ring Announcer: This next contest is also meant for the Rad Hazard pu- I mean also scheduled for one-fall. Why are all the matches stipulated this way? Anyway, coming out now is Rad Hazard and already in the base, accompanied by a jar of pickles, Psychotic.

*Rad runs down, looks Psychotic square in the face, yells "DEAL WITH IT!", knocking Psychotic out, and Rad pins him*

Ring Announcer: Um...Rad Hazard is your winner?

Rad: DEAL WITH IT!

Narrator: Oh, look! A promo! Looks like I'm not losing my job today.

Mask #1: We accept your challenge, Skull Jr. Though last week was a bust, we made sure the SFWA's hardcore division still knew we were strong.

Mask #2: We shall walk out of this season with not only the Night Out On The Town, but also the Tag belts. You will see. You will all see!

Narrator: TO THE MAIN EVENT!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the SFWA Class Clown Championship! Coming to the base first, the challenger...Adrian Blaquehart!

*Adrian walks out, prepared*

Ring Announcer: And making his way next, the SFWA Class Clown Champion, The Rizz!

*Rizz walks out and the match begins. After some chaining, Adrian kicks Rizz in the gut and does a Canadian Destroyer to him. Rizz kicks out and tries the Boston Crab but Adrian gets the roll-up. Rizz kicks out just in time and the two stare down. They grapple and Rizz delivers three German Suplexes in sequence. Adrian also kicks out of a pin attempt and tries to go high. Failing a 450 Splash from a ladder, Rizz capitalizes and applies the Sharpshooter. Adrian tries his hardest but it's all for not and he taps out*

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL SFWA Class Clown Champion, and going into "Blast" as champion, The Rizz!

Narrator: Will John Diggory walk out as Night Out On The Town Champion? What do the masked men have in store going into "Blast" and season 3? Find out on future episodes!