Due to "over-whelming fan pressure", the author just getting back from Ohio (again), and the fact that it's 10:42 PM on the East Coast, SFWA has had to produce a half-assed version of their regularly scheduled program, "Saturday Night Party".
Skull Jr.: Welcome to Season 3. We hope you like it.
Mike Del def. Daniel Makabe and Ryan Brodie.
Rad Hazard def. King BW to become the #1 Contender to the SFWA Night Out On The Town Championship.
Masked Men claim they have the key to defeating Team Europe.
Jake Xinn & Josh McMullin def. Chongo & Psychotic to become the #1 Contenders to the SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Championship.
Masked Men attack the winners, and their match starts immediately after.
Masked Men def. Team Europe (C) to become new SFWA Three Stooges Memorial Tag Team Champions.
The Masks then beat Team Europe down as well.
John Diggory (C) def. The Rizz to retain the SFWA Night Out On The Town Championship.
Rizz is astonished that he lost two in a row.
Adrian Blaquehart (C) def. Shawn Selby to retain the SFWA Class Clown Championship.
Adrian challenges anybody from the back to face him next week. Instinct enters from the backstage, and the two shake hands.
Narrator: This episode sucked! I quit.
Skull Jr.: You want me to release those embarrassing photos of you from the 4th of July party?
Narrator: Uh...see what happens on the next episode!